Snooki had said in interviews that she would be open to being a full-time WWE Diva after Jersey Shore ends, but earlier this week she abruptly changed her mind, saying she had other projects to work on.
The project in question is the Jersey Shore spin-off that she and J-Woww have been given.
Finally, in news that will surely crush the entire fanbase of wrestling and send them spiralling into a deep depression, Jersey Shore star Snooki has announced that she will not continue to pursue a career in wrestling following her shockingly athletic performance as part of WrestleMania XXVII this past weekend. The reality star cited a lack of time to devote to the WWE as the reason why she will not continue working with them. Considering that she’s being paid ungodly sums of money for getting drunk and playing Exchange That Fluid with musclebound morons, I can’t imagine how she wouldn’t have the time to continue making the odd appearance for the WWE here and there, but I suppose we should just be happy that her appearance turned out as well as it did and leave it at that. I mentioned to the people I was watching the show with that I was shocked at how athletic she ended up being and how she managed to pull off the spot without blowing it and they were just as shocked as I was, so maybe she’s smart for quitting while she’s ahead. Leave the memories alone, Snooki.
Jersey Shore star Snooki gained some bragging rights after her victory on wwe’s most entertaining event PPV Wrestlemania 27! Last month, Snooki set up an epic battle after her visit to WWE and she made good on her word.
According to MTV,
Snooki stepped into the ring at WrestleMania 27 when Seven-time women’s champion Trish Stratus (who helped train the “Jersey Shore” star) tagged Snooks, sending her leaping into the action in search of a takedown. In momentous fashion, the pint-sized reality star flipped, hand-springed and eventually pinned WWE Divas LayCool with her butt, securing an epic win for the “Brunette Mafia.”
WWE Diva’s LayCool and Trish Stratus recently inhabited Mike’s Sports bar to shoot an angle that will air on RAW later tonight.
Aspiring WWE Diva Snooki was along for the ride, and the kayfabe-killing photo (shown above) of the four Divas having a good time at Mike’s Sports bar has surfaced online.
If the photo doesn’t tell enough of the story, Snooki was reportedly intoxicated while filming took place, and her high maintenance behavior created a headache for WWE producers.
The implications of the photo, coupled with the fact that WWE has shot an angle where a perennial party animal (in Snooki) is portrayed as a babyface, further muddies WWE’s current TV-PG format that has suddenly become ambiguous.
The Rock’s return promo, and John Cena’s homophobic taunts of the Rock in response to the aforementioned promo that brought about the ire of GLAAD activists, have been other recent examples of WWE’s continued TV-PG ambiguity.
The photo, although surfacing in an era where kayfabe is long gone, couldn’t have made Vince McMahon, kayfabe’s last martyr, very happy. The buddy-buddy photo of soon-to-be WrestleMania opponents inspires memories of the KLIQ incident in Madison Square Garden, where real life buddies Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Triple H broke character to share one last moment together at a live event.
If what happened to Triple H as a result of the infamous curtain call is any indication, LayCool had better get their flippers, wetsuits, and clothespins ready because they’re going to be doing some serious pig slop swimming.